Joder nuestra marrash le quiere comer el rabo al segurata, me meo #LaCasaDeLosGemelos2 pic.twitter.com/ozoOg89LMD
— reina del confe (@Hcm_tenGHancha) December 10, 2025
Oh my GOD, someone please check on that poor security guard, because La Marrash just murdered him with a single flying kiss and those bedroom eyes on day FOUR. Man’s out here getting paid minimum wage to stand still like a statue and suddenly he’s the main character in a telenovela he never auditioned for. Bro probably went home, stared at the ceiling all night and questioned every life choice that led him to wearing that little earpiece while a reality TV goddess shoots heart arrows straight through his bulletproof vest.
And can we talk about the timing? DAY FOUR. Most of us are still figuring out where the fridge is on day four, meanwhile Marrash is already speed-running seduction like she’s got a personal deadline to make someone blush before the first gala. Gabriella and Carlos are inside fighting over who looked at who for 0.3 seconds longer and this queen is out here flirting with the one guy who literally cannot answer back without losing his job. Iconic chaos.Security guard, if you’re reading this: blink twice if you need witness protection. We all saw what happened. Your soul left your body, you caught the kiss mid-air and never came back. The rest of us are just living in the timeline where La Marrash decided rules are for participants, not for the scenery with a walkie-talkie. Legendary.
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